NFL Picks for week 14

CHUCK
Thursday night- Colts at Titans
The Colts have the fourth worst rushing defense and Chris Johnson has been struggling of late. Expect Johnson to turn things around to the enjoyment of his fantasy owners for the fantasy playoffs (please, please, please Chris I need you). Manning, who has thrown 11 picks in the last three weeks, will be able to get back on track against the Titans. They don't cover well which doesn't bode well against Manning. It will be a shoot-out, but the Titans are a mess right now. It is Peyton Manning on a Thursday night.
Colts 31 Titans 24
Sunday
Raiders at Jaguars-The Jaguars win games at home (4-2) and the Raiders don't really win on the road (2-4). Jones-Drew is scorching hot and Raiders quarterbacks are as trustworthy as Edward Norton in Italian Job.
Jaguars 20 Raiders 10
Bengals at Steelers-People thought the Bengals would be good this year with their pre-madonna receivers. They must have forgot that Carson Palmer sucks.
Steelers 38 Bengals 10
Patriots at Bears-This is a very tough game. What Cutler will we get? Can the Peppers control the game on defense? A question of a Patriots hangover is out of the question with a focused Brady. Yet, Chicago is for real and their speedy receivers could cause huge problems for the third worst pass defense. I hate to do this because I love the Patriots but I don't think they win this game.
Chicago 23 Patriots 20
Browns at Buffaloe-The Bills will win three games this year, this will be the 3rd. I see a late Peyton Hillis fumble and a Fitzpatrick drive for a win after he throws his 55th pass of the game. The Bills could also lose this game by 30.
Bills 28 Browns 20
Giants at Vikings- Why don't the Vikings take out grampy Farve and just play Tarvaris Jackson? Because who has seen Jackson do well? In 2007 the only season he really played, granted he was young, he finished with a qb rating of 70 and threw 9 touchdowns to 12 interceptions. There is a reason Jared Allen flew to meet Farve to beg him to come back.
Giants 24 Vikings 14
Packers at Lions-Maybe the most cozy of Lion's dens for Mr.Rodgers and his neighborhood. There looking to week 15 and the showdown in Foxboro.
Packers 38 Lions 20
Falcons at Panthers-Umm...Carolina who do you want with the first pick?
Falcons 30 Panthers 7
Buccaneers at Redskins- Is Mcnabb old or does he just miss the genius of Andy Reid like a baby misses his mommy? The Bucs are legit because Josh Freeman is the future. They should have beat the Falcons last week.
Buccaneers 20 Redskins 13
Rams at Saints-Who Dat! The Saints are over the superbowl hangover are on a fast track back, scary team to face in the playoffs if the offense is on all cylinders.
Saints 30 Rams 17
Seahawks at 49ers- If I have learned anything it is don't bet on the Seahawks on the road. Yet, after week three it was common knowledge that Mike Singletary wants to go Bobby Knight on Alex Smith and that the 49ers are here for press conferences not football games. It is the NFC west, they can only beat each other.
49ers 17 Seahawks 13
Dolphins at Jets- Jets are pissed off at home. Henne is my least favorite player to watch in football. Stop checking down! Learn how to throw a post! You have Brandon Marshall just throw it his direction Henne! Just because you look like Roethelisberger doesn't mean you like play him. The best player on the Dolphins is kicker Dan Carptener.
Jets 30 Dolphins 9
Broncos at Cardinals-There is nothing funny about this game so don't laugh!!! Derek Anderson is listed as questionable for this game lol why? Emergency therapy session on Sunday dealing with the fact that pro-bowl years do come as a fluke and there actually is nothing funny about a 65.9 quarterback rating.
Broncos 31 Cardinals 30
Chiefs at Chargers-The Cheifs have the easiest schedule in the NFL and they won easy games. They may not be very good but you can't fault them for an easy schedule. It doesn't matter who Rivers is throwing to he can put up 400 yards with his best receiver being Seyi Ajirotutu (that is not a typo). Sorry Rodgers, Rivers is the best quarterback under 30. I think the Chargers could still make the playoffs despite last week's hiccup.
Chargers 31 Chiefs 20
Eagles at Cowboys-"We came out like pitbulls" said Desean Jackson after the win against the Redskins on Monday night. Poor word choice my man, but expect the Eagles to put the Cowboys back in their place, there were more problems in big d than that pussy of a coach Wade Phillips.
Eagles 27 Cowboys 14
Ravens at Texans- The Texans play games with nine players on defense, there safeties are irrelevant. Flacco should have a big day against the worst passing d in the NFL. Without Arian Foster the Texans would have finished this year with 4 wins.
Ravens 28 Texans 13